"Everyone should be able to do one card trick,
tell two jokes,
and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."
— Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)
Because in my present state of 1000 words from 50,000, but only 22/30 from the end of my book, I am desperate for brilliant distraction.
